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... sounds all too familiar :lol:. However, I do not recommend such entertainment topics during your holidays. Appears too business related. Focus on something else, do noting at all, or have wine & big lobsters for dinner! Just take it easy and relax!
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Dead Horse Theory
If you don't understand this theory, you haven't lived long enough.
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."
However, in government, education, and in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And of course....
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position
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cell phone turns out to be invented ages agoAttached Files
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I'm happy I have an Apple
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Originally posted by F Spider View PostNo comment....
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Originally posted by IVR007 View Postfunny:lol: but fake I think, his hands barely move when the wheels are turned
If you look closely, the kid steers, lift his foot from the throttle, at which point the electromotor momentarely locks / reverses the rear tires and causes the "drift".Last edited by Spyker 007; 30-08-2009, 20:52.
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funny:lol: but fake I think, his hands barely move when the wheels are turned
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