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  • #46
    Dead Horse Theory

    If you don't understand this theory, you haven't lived long enough.

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

    However, in government, education, and in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

    1. Buying a stronger whip.

    2. Changing riders.

    3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

    4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

    5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

    6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

    7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

    8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

    9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.

    10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.

    11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

    12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

    And of course....

    13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position
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    • #47
      ... sounds all too familiar :lol:. However, I do not recommend such entertainment topics during your holidays. Appears too business related. Focus on something else, do noting at all, or have wine & big lobsters for dinner! Just take it easy and relax!

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      • #48
        Originally posted by amzamz View Post
        Just take it easy and relax!
        Any more relaxed, and I would fall asleep
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        • #49
          nice photoshop....
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          • #50
            Fits most models....
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            • #51
              Mirror for gamers
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              • #52
                3M film or photoshop?
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                • #53
                  More...
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                  • #54
                    The original garage (?)
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                    • #55
                      All the garage is a stage and we are merely players.
                      With Tenacity, No Roof Is Impossible

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                      • #56
                        The list is endless.....
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                        • #57
                          File ontwijken in Rusland video Autojunk.nl (65974)
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                          • #58
                            My favorite part is when he turns around the wrong way and backs up against the flow!

                            Used to be you would see driving like this is New York City. Occasionally you'd see someone jump the curb and scatter pedestrians (on purpose) or drive down a one-way block against the traffic, scattering vehicles.

                            Crazy! :lol:
                            With Tenacity, No Roof Is Impossible

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                            • #59
                              ... these SUV upgrade kits will soon be available in Russia! Going backward in the wrong direction, or using pedestrian pathways or cemeteries is un-ethical!
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                              • #60
                                ... Mexico has another solution for this... (source). Note: traffic jams are not the problem here.
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